thesejulez:

My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.

(via trust)

hemogoblines:

hemogoblines:

remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things

(via trust)

darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

(via trust)

nudqe:

“white people can’t danc-”

“white people can’t twer-”

(via unshaped)